Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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