ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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