Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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