I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
where are you?
Hypothermia
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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