i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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