OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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