maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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