there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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