Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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