Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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