This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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