I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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