Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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