they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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