think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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