Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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