My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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