The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Everything about him screamed your future.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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