the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
