Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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