I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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