so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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