Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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