I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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