with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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