Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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