"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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