HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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