it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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