i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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