So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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