this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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