wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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