i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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