chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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