where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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