I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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