i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
My cat gives me a boner
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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