We won't sleep together?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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