Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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