Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Drunk is not a location!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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