Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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