It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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