Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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