Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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