so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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