It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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