I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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