I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We have so much sex to catch up on
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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