Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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