idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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