Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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