No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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