They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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